A meditation on safer sex practices, this 3-minute one-to-one performance finds Brian eye-to-eye with an audience member in a toilet stall doing something private, disgusting, hilarious, wet. Created for Shunt Vaults, London in 2009 and shown subsequently at Fierce in Wednesbury; Stoke Newington Airport’s Live Art Speed Date; Forest Fringe at Shunt, London; Add Wood Festival in Lisbon; The Basement, Brighton; 2010-2012.